On my way to work this morning i spotted these poor bastards stuck in a car as the sun was blazing down in through the windscreen.
Normally i would have just walked by, but thanks to you vigilant caring Facebook fuckers i remembered that it's pretty shit to leave hot dogs in a car.
I smashed the back screen on this Ford Escort and managed to free the little shits before they exploded, if you're the owner of the car i have dropped the dogs off at the local RSPCA and as for the damage to your car... well you fucking deserved it!!
Well done Facebook people!
A job well done, i'll probably get an MBE or something for this act of bravery, but you're the real heroes for pointing out the absolute fucking obvious day after day!!
i'm just off to watch a video about what happens to a man after he puts his cock in a toaster, apparently what happens next will shock and amaze me?!
i can't wait
