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Reply #15

Ah I know it. A comma after the word chimney in both cases makes it clearer :D
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Reply #16

Grammar; Nazi'  :tongue:

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Reply #17

An umbrella!

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Reply #18

What goes up but never comes down?

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What goes up but never comes down?

The entropy of the universe!  :grin: :smiley:

... your age lol
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Reply #20

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each one of them catches 1 fish.
So why do they only bring 3 fishes home?

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Reply #21

Grandad > Dad > Son ?

If that's right it's probably the first riddle I've figured out myself without knowing the answer previously.  :lipsrsealed:  :smiley:
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Grandad > Dad > Son ?

If that's right it's probably the first riddle I've figured out myself without knowing the answer previously.  :lipsrsealed:  :smiley:


Correct!

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Reply #23

Well done @Steveanem!

Good riddle too  :grin:

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Reply #24

My ego?? Hahahaha had to get in there didn't I !!

I'm sure the old gits about will know this one :-P

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Reply #25

Stun, evil, doom, fear, straw, pool, radar.

Which is the odd one out and why?

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Reply #26

Fear! Because it isn't a word backwards! Been looking at that all last night and only just figured it out.
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Reply #27

haha well done. :grin:

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Reply #28

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every morning he wakes up and leaves for work. He takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves. When he returns home, he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. The man HATES doing stairs. Why does he do them when he comes home?  He takes it to the 10th floor when someone else is in the elevator, and when it rains.

Why?
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Reply #29

Because he's vertically challenged!

Although if he hates the stairs that much he should take a stick with him all the time...

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