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Conversation today....

Carol : (whilst cooking and doing washing)  Garry , would you mind emptying the hoover before the bin men come please ?

There is a pause of several minuites when Garry retuns to the kitchen and says ...

Garry: This might be a stupid question but where does the Hoover live these days ?

You can see the sort of blessed life he leads cant you ?  In reality we have an upstairs Hoover and a downstairs one , both are in the places we have kept them in for the duration of our time here ...18years.....he has never once used  either of them   :O tho bless him he cleans the rollers.  :grin:

Now hes been so kind as to locate it  and clean it out i guess i had better put the bloody thing on  as the youngest keeps bringing in  trophys .

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Reply #1

I know where the hoover it. Never use it myself mind, but I'm forever plugging back in whatever now flat battery device she's unplugged.  :lipsrsealed:

An upstairs hoover and a downstairs hoover? Oh how th' other 'alf live...  :tongue:
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Reply #2

Oh yes we are posh..... :undecided:


Actualy in truth i find the Dyson so awkward to carry up and down stairs as im so bloody short  i indulged myself   :grin:


another conversation..


Garry: Im sure theres something im sposed to do but i cant remember.....


(now carol knows what it is because she spent an hour or so  taking down the defunct temp greenhouse in the back garden, packing it in a water butt she used to use for water changes.  Carol asked Garry if he could carry it thru and put it in the black bin before the bin men come this am , Carol is waiting for Garry to fall on his face and forget. This gives Carol a chance to roll her eyes and if the mood takes her to possibly nag gently or to say  "FFS i told you 3 times" )


Carol: I know what it is ...


Garry looks puzzled , baffled even....


So not beliveing in cruelty to animals  , i tell him....


Let this be a warning children of what happens to you when you spend too much time in your youth in the bike clubhouse  drinking beer and imbibing  dodgy drugs like LSD and Dope  .....large vacant areas appear in your brain , these are filled with a pretty pink mist , often the subject is distracted by this mist and the things it can see swirling in it , like giant chickens or on a better day fluffy kittens .... :cry:


Yes women like to unplug things it makes us feel useful and understanding of technology   :smiley:

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Reply #3

Oh yes, why the temp greenhouse? Garry hasnt got round to putting up the new 10x8 that arrived Jan this year.....not that im complaining  mind, im an obedient wife..... :undecided:

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