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Post your fishy jokes here...

I'll start off.  Since I got a one clawed crab today, a version of a joke sprang to mind:
Why did the one armed crab cross the reef?
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To get to the second hand shop!  :glad:
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Reply #1

lol

My goldfish died, and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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Reply #2

What do you call a fish with no eyes?




Fsh
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Reply #3

lol I found this joke:

Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!

"Sturgeon"... But we in Marines know that the joke would work better with "Surgeonfish"...
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Reply #4

Time for a reef related xmas cracker joke...

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
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Frostbite  :smiley:
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Reply #5

 How does a seahorse quickly get from one place to another?

He scallops!

 

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Reply #6

Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they're shellfish!
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Reply #7

 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. Then one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"

 
 

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